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Dragon Listing
Dungeons and Dragons: Campaign
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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The DM Rolled a 27 | Bright Pink | Female | Elaine Mallory | Battlemaster Nasaug | And the Fighter Charged Out, The Ogre Blinked in Surprise |
And the Ogre Killed the Elf | Magi | Male | Leanansidhe of the Winter Court | Ebenezar McCoy | And the Fighter Charged Out, The Ogre Blinked in Surprise |
The Tent Flapped Open | Bright Pink | Female | riri de montrio | teruk de montrino | The DM Declares Suddenly That, Then the Ogre Starts to Charge, The NPC Turns Into a Dragon |
And the Fighter Charged Out | Magi | Male | The DM Rolled a 27 | And the Ogre Killed the Elf | The DM Declares Suddenly That, Then the Ogre Starts to Charge, The NPC Turns Into a Dragon |
The DM Declares Suddenly That | Bright Pink | Female | The Tent Flapped Open | And the Fighter Charged Out | As There is a Moment of Lag, Then Over at the Elf's Corpse |
An NPC Has Joined the Party | Earth | Male | As There is a Moment of Lag, Then Over at the Elf's Corpse | ||
The Ogre Blinked in Surprise | Bright Pink | Female | The DM Rolled a 27 | And the Ogre Killed the Elf | The Drow Issues a Challenge |
And the Fighter Took the Opening | Red | Male | Die-of-Fate | A-9-Sided-Die-Just-For-You | The Drow Issues a Challenge |
The Game Suddenly Freezes Up | Frill | Female | The Party Gasps in Surprise | ||
As There is a Moment of Lag | Earth | Male | The DM Declares Suddenly That | An NPC Has Joined the Party | The Party Gasps in Surprise |
When the Game Starts Back Up | White | Female | I'll-get-the-Healer | Five-Times-the-Experiance-Points | The Drow Demands an Answer, Failed a Tumble Check |
The Drow Issues a Challenge | Pink | Male | The Ogre Blinked in Surprise | And the Fighter Took the Opening | The Drow Demands an Answer, Failed a Tumble Check |
The Party Gasps in Surprise | Frill | Female | The Game Suddenly Freezes Up | As There is a Moment of Lag | Fire a Magic Missile |
At the Drow's Sudden Appearance | Gold | Male | Lady Lily of Summer | Vel'drav Lloth Ssinssrickla | Fire a Magic Missile |
The Drow Demands an Answer | White | Female | When the Game Starts Back Up | The Drow Issues a Challenge | The Last Ogre Follows the Charge |
Or She Kills the Half-Elf | Stone | Male | (soMw) | (tVYy) | The Last Ogre Follows the Charge |
The Party All Look At Each Other | Daydream | Female | At the Darkness | ||
Then Over at the Elf's Corpse | Pink | Male | The DM Declares Suddenly That | An NPC Has Joined the Party | At the Darkness |
The Drow Starts to Speak Again | Silver | Female | Kitai | Princeps Gaius Octavian | |
Then the Ogre Starts to Charge | Pink | Male | The Tent Flapped Open | And the Fighter Charged Out | |
The Last Ogre Follows the Charge | White | Female | The Drow Demands an Answer | Or She Kills the Half-Elf | The Drow Turns Toward the Attack |
And the Drow Screams in Anger | Sunrise | Male | Tann Ismeryn | Ronald Reuel the Summer Knight | The Drow Turns Toward the Attack |
The Gnome Looks at the Human | Albino | Female | Heather Daisy | Sonic Blue | And Both Tumble to the Ground |
And Both Charged at the Drow | Deep Sea | Male | And Both Tumble to the Ground | ||
The Drow Turns Toward the Attack | Sunrise | Female | The Last Ogre Follows the Charge | And the Drow Screams in Anger | But the Gnome Rolls a 20 |
And Is Not Prepared for This | Dragon Horse | Male | But the Gnome Rolls a 20 | ||
The Drow Fails Her Attack Roll | Geode | Female | Ridiculous-Quest-up-the-Mountain | Meditate-Amid-the-Cursed-Stones | The Gnome Howls and Attacks, The Party Stands Victorious |
But the Gnome Rolls a 20 | Dragon Horse | Male | The Drow Turns Toward the Attack | And Is Not Prepared for This | The Gnome Howls and Attacks, The Party Stands Victorious |
The Gnome Slams Into the Drow | Pink | Female | Electronic Cheeseburger | I C FUD | |
And Both Tumble to the Ground | Deep Sea | Male | The Gnome Looks at the Human | And Both Charged at the Drow | |
The Gnome Howls and Attacks | Dragon Horse | Female | The Drow Fails Her Attack Roll | But the Gnome Rolls a 20 | |
And the DM Says the Drow is Dead | Deep Sea | Male | Jeff 'Joker' Moreau | ||
The Party Stands Victorious | Dragon Horse | Female | The Drow Fails Her Attack Roll | But the Gnome Rolls a 20 | |
But Then the NPC Starts to Laugh | Water Walker | Male | |||
The NPC Turns Into a Dragon | Magi | Female | The Tent Flapped Open | And the Fighter Charged Out | As the Fighter Thinks of a Plan |
And the Whole Party Panics | Vine | Male | Dian silver | Camilrot florist | As the Fighter Thinks of a Plan |
The DM Just Smiles Serenely | Earth | Female | Aurwenna | Gwerydir | But the Fighter Rolls a Check |
As the Fighter Thinks of a Plan | Magi | Male | The NPC Turns Into a Dragon | But the Fighter Rolls a Check | |
The Half-Elf Suggests Running | Shallow Water | Female | Uisgeachan Maistreach | Plaosg Orains | |
But the Fighter Rolls a Check | Earth | Male | The DM Just Smiles Serenely | As the Fighter Thinks of a Plan |
Dungeons and Dragons: Tiny Pygmy Lineage
Name | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Tiny Detect Magic | Female | Tiny Fireball | Tiny Shrink Item | |
Tiny Read Magic | Male | |||
Tiny Magic Missile | Female | Tiny Fireball | ||
Tiny Burning Hands | Male | Tiny Fireball | ||
Tiny Melf's Acid Arrow | Female | Tiny Fireball | Tiny Shrink Item | Tiny Illusory Wall, Tiny Transmute Rock to Mud |
Tiny Tasha's Hideous Laughter | Male | (vcSc) | (u4rE) | Tiny Illusory Wall, Tiny Transmute Rock to Mud |
Tiny Fireball | Female | Tiny Magic Missile | Tiny Burning Hands | Tiny Melf's Acid Arrow, Tiny Detect Magic |
Tiny Shrink Item | Male | Tiny Melf's Acid Arrow, Tiny Detect Magic | ||
Tiny Hallucinatory Terrain | Female | Gossamer Alicia | Gossamer Albatross | |
Tiny Illusory Wall | Male | Tiny Melf's Acid Arrow | Tiny Tasha's Hideous Laughter | |
Tiny Transmute Mud to Rock | Female | |||
Tiny Transmute Rock to Mud | Male | Tiny Melf's Acid Arrow | Tiny Tasha's Hideous Laughter |
Dungeons and Dragons: Random
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children | |
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Vel'drav Lloth Ssinssrickla | Gold | Male | Ssinssrickla | (KsmI) | At the Drow's Sudden Appearance, Vel'drav Lloth Hojj, Lloth Zhah Natha Wael Dorkface | |
Vel'drav Lloth Hojj | White | Female | Failed a Tumble Check | Vel'drav Lloth Ssinssrickla | ||
Got Eaten by a Gazebo | Frill | Female | (0n1v) | (8k59) | ||
Failed a Tumble Check | White | Female | When the Game Starts Back Up | The Drow Issues a Challenge | Vel'drav Lloth Hojj | |
Fire a Magic Missile | Gold | Female | The Party Gasps in Surprise | At the Drow's Sudden Appearance | Electronic Cheeseburger, Almost an Item of Great Value | |
At the Darkness | Pink | Male | The Party All Look At Each Other | Then Over at the Elf's Corpse | ||
A Smart Check for a Spot Horse | Whiptail | Male | Navarra d' Sunrigol | Navarre Golwhi | ||
The Fire is Not On | Red | Male | (e5CV) | (mDjF) | Almost an Item of Great Value | |
No More Timber in the Fire Tree | Mint | Male | ||||
3D Dungeon Scrolling | Pink | Male | Charlotte rising | Zeppelin Richard | ||
Underdark 3D Tabletop | White | Female | Aziely Sunstar | Aethas Sunreaver | ||
The Cleric Gives You Life | Pink | Female | ||||
Almost an Item of Great Value | Red | Female | Fire a Magic Missile | The Fire is Not On |
Dorkface
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Uisce Dragan
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Ban Riabh
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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The Codex Alera
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The Dresden Files
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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The World of Medi Varnl
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Vampire Dust
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Battletech/Mechwarrior
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Firefly/Serenity
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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The Black Company
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Mass Effect
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Gundam Wing
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Dragon Age
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Gaelic
Name | Breed | Gender | Mother | Father | Children |
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Random
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Supernatural
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Final Fantasy
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Dorkface Lineages
Name | Color | Gender | Gen | Bloodline |
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Doineann Fheargach of Dorkface | Gray | Male | 5th | Midas Dorkface > Golden Moment > Momentary Lapse of Reason > Eris Rayne of Dorkface |
Beo-airgead of Dorkface | Silver | Female | 6th | Midas Dorkface > Golden Moment > Momentary Lapse of Reason > Eris Rayne of Dorkface > Doineann Fheargach of Dorkface |
Isto'ven Dorkface | Black | Male | 6th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Violet Dorkface > Tessai Dorkface > Gar'ven Dorkface |
Gaiscioch of Dorkface | Black | Female | 7th | Midas Dorkface > Golden Moment > Momentary Lapse of Reason > Eris Rayne of Dorkface > Doineann Fheargach of Dorkface > Beo-airgead of Dorkface |
Darla'ven Dorkface | Black | Female | 7th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Violet Dorkface > Tessai Dorkface > Gar'ven Dorkface > Isto'ven Dorkface |
Mykarite Dorkface | Pink | Female | 7th | Midas Dorkface > Finnian Dorkface > Phantom Dorkface > Phantom of Dreams Dorkface > Attractive lie Dorkface > Mywhite |
Lloth Zhah Natha Wael Dorkface | Black Alt | Male | 8th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Violet Dorkface > Tessai Dorkface > Gar'ven Dorkface > Isto'ven Dorkface > Darla'ven Dorkface |
Eternal Lady Dorkface | Bright Pink | Female | 9th | Midas Dorkface > SunSoar Dorkface > Soleil Dorkface > Verdant Dorkface > Golden Magnum Dorkface > Griffin Dorkface > Kwite the Dorkface > Chance's Eternal Summer Dorkface |
Ebel'la Dorkface | Black | Female | 10th | Midas Dorkface > Thida's Gwendolyn Dorkface > Dusk Dorkface > White Thunder Dorkface > Holly Dorkface > Huel Dorkface > Esspre Dorkface > Lutisit Dorkface > Selluna Dorkface |
Lord Eternal Dorkface | Pink | Male | 10th | Midas Dorkface > SunSoar Dorkface > Soleil Dorkface > Verdant Dorkface > Golden Magnum Dorkface > Griffin Dorkface > Kwite the Dorkface > Chance's Eternal Summer Dorkface > Eternal Lady Dorkface |
Lady Laibhe Dorkface | Magma | Female | 10th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Dempsey Fallon > Antirwen > UNNAMED > UNNAMED > Rovo Dorkface > Nerojoen Dorkface > Lady Lava Dorkface |
Madrigal Raith Dorkface | Vampire | Male | 10th | Midas Dorkface > SunSoar Dorkface > Soleil Dorkface > Verdant Dorkface > Golden Magnum Dorkface > Griffin Dorkface > Kwite the Dorkface > Chance's Eternal Summer Dorkface > Eternal Lady Dorkface |
Kalarus Brencis Minoris Dorkface | Magma | Male | 11th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Dempsey Fallon > Antirwen > UNNAMED > UNNAMED > Rovo Dorkface > Nerojoen Dorkface > Lady Lava Dorkface > Lady Laibhe Dorkface |
Return of the Jedi Dorkface | Pink | Female | 12th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Nastia Jin Dorkface > Aurora Borealis Dorkface > Aurora Dorkface Shadowstorm > Dorkface Golden Song > Count Dorkface > Spring Flower Dorkface > Pinkku Dorkface > Dorkface Pinkku > Gliding Dorkface |
Saint Ako Dorkface | Frill | Male | 12th & 13th | inbred Midas Dorkface > Shallachnar > Koyuki Dorkface > Flarius Maximus Dusk Dorkface > Kei-Li's Prehistoric Dorkface > Dilophosaurus Dorkface > Jaydas Achtuul Dorkface > Colour of Magic Your Dorkface > Borderfly's Dorkface Dream > Nike Dorkface > Ako Dorkface & Midas Dorkface > Shallachnar > Koyuki Dorkface > Flarius Maximus Dusk Dorkface > Kei-Li's Prehistoric Dorkface > Dilophosaurus Dorkface > Jaydas Achtuul Dorkface > Colour of Magic Your Dorkface > Borderfly's Dorkface Dream > Nike Dorkface > Ricius Dorkface > Ako Dorkface |
First Lady Gaius Caria Dorkface | Gold | Female | 13th | Midas Dorkface > Bai Jin Dorkface > Nastia Jin Dorkface > Talon Karrde > Magic Dorkface > Mahou Midori Dorkface > Zemiina > Orionn > Peppled Flyer > Hasthus Felion > Queen Miliana Quaria > First Lord Gaius Sextus |
Neo Tallstar Dorkface | Magi | Male | 13th | Midas Dorkface > Dorkette of Dorkface > Dorkface the Magnificent > Tom's Red Sox Dorkface > Prince Red Sox of Dorkface > Golden Dorkface > Golden Dorkface Girl > Lolita Dorkface > Mj's Hem Dorkface > Fafnir Dorkface > Redsox Dorkface Moo > Redsox Dorkface Neona of Summer |
Sakolmist Dorkface | Green Stripe | Male | 13th & 14th | inbred Midas Dorkface > Shallachnar > Koyuki Dorkface > Flarius Maximus Dusk Dorkface > Kei-Li's Prehistoric Dorkface > Dilophosaurus Dorkface > Jaydas Achtuul Dorkface > Colour of Magic Your Dorkface > Borderfly's Dorkface Dream > Nike Dorkface > Ako Dorkface > Saint Ako Dorkface & Midas Dorkface > Shallachnar > Koyuki Dorkface > Flarius Maximus Dusk Dorkface > Kei-Li's Prehistoric Dorkface > Dilophosaurus Dorkface > Jaydas Achtuul Dorkface > Colour of Magic Your Dorkface > Borderfly's Dorkface Dream > Nike Dorkface > Ricius Dorkface > Ako Dorkface > Saint Ako Dorkface |
Frozen Hatchlings
Color | Name | Gender |
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Spring | Toot Toot the Fairy | Male |
Spring | I AM MADE OF YOUNG TREES | Male |
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
Type | The Time Warp | Line Of |
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Black | It's astounding | Riff-Raff |
Black | Time is fleeting | Riff-Raff |
Black | Madness takes it's toll | Riff-Raff |
Purple | Ahh | Magenta |
Black | But listen closely | Riff-Raff |
Purple | Not for very much longer | Magenta |
Black | I've got to keep control | Riff-Raff |
Black | I remember doing the Time Warp | Riff-Raff |
Black | Drinking those moments when | Riff-Raff |
Black | The blackness would hit me | Riff-Raff |
Purple | And the void would be calling | Magenta |
Black | x And the void would be calling | Riff-Raff |
Magi | Lets do the Time Warp again | Guests |
Earth | Its just a jump to the left | Narrator |
Magi | And then a step to the right | Guests |
Earth | With-your-hands-on-your-hips | Narrator |
Magi | You-bring-your-knees-in-tight | Guests |
Magi | But it's the pelvic thrust | Guests |
Magi | That really drives you insane | Guests |
Magi | x Let's do the Time Warp again | Guests |
Magi | x Let's-do-the-Time-Warp-again | Guests |
Purple | It's so dreamy | Magenta |
Purple | Oh fantasy free me | Magenta |
Purple | So you can't see me | Magenta |
Purple | No not at all | Magenta |
Purple | In another dimension | Magenta |
Purple | With voyeuristic intention | Magenta |
Purple | Well secluded - I see all | Magenta |
Black | With a bit of a mind flip | Riff-Raff |
Purple | You're into a time slip | Magenta |
Black | And nothing can ever be the same | Riff-Raff |
Purple | You're spaced out on sensation | Magenta |
Black | Like you're under sedation | Riff-Raff |
Pink | I was walking down the street | Columbia |
Pink | Just having a think | Columbia |
Pink | When a snake of a guy | Columbia |
Pink | Gave me an evil wink | Columbia |
Pink | Well it shook me up | Columbia |
Pink | It-took-me-by-surprise | Columbia |
Pink | He had a pick-up truck | Columbia |
Pink | And the devil's eyes | Columbia |
Magi | x Lets do the Time Warp again | Guests |
Earth | x Its just a jump to the left | Narrator |
Earth | x With-your-hands-on-your-hips | Narrator |
Earth | xx Its just a jump to the left | Narrator |
Dungeons and Dragons Lineage Campaign Descriptions
The Cast
- The DM aka God
- The Players (numbering Four)
- The Ogres
- Player 1: Elf, Ranger (dead)
- Player 2: Human, Fighter
- Player 3: Gnome, Barbarian
- Player 4: Half-Elf, Cleric
- The Halfling Sorcerer
- The Drow
The Campaign
The DM Rolled a 27
The game began: all of the players were there, the pencils were ready, the dice were in hand, the miniatures were on the map. With a great explanation, the place was set and the adventure began with boring traveling until they set up camp. Then the first encounter came whilst some of the party were asleep but those awake prepared to face them. One of the enemies rolled highest and got the first attack of the encounter against one of the player characters. And then….the DM rolled a 27…
And the Ogre Killed the Elf
With a roar of beastial rage the first of the five ogres charged forward, his club raised over his head in preparation for a mighty blow. The players scattered but one: a defiant elven ranger who prepared to fire an arrow right between the monster's eyes. The dice rolled…and with horror it was realized to be a one. Before the elf could prepare himself, the ogre brought down the club in a mighty sweep and crushed his skull, killing him.
The Tent Flapped Open
The sound of the elf's skull being crushed by the ogre's club was unnaturally loud in the dark night and it finally alerted those sleeping in the tents. Or perhaps that was the shrill warcry of the gnome barbarian. Either way, the tent suddenly flapped open!
And the Fighter Charged Out
And from within its depths charged the human fighter with a roar to equal that of the ogre's, his heavy broadsword in both hands. He brought it around in a hard swing, eyes gleaming with rage as he saw the fallen elf that had been his friend.
The DM Suddenly Declares That
Suddenly, mid-encounter, the DM suddenly calls a pause. The players are confused, looking nervously at each other then back at him. And then, with a slow smile, the DM opens his mouth and declares…
An NPC Has Joined the Party
…that an NPC has joined the party. The players all look at each other in confusion as a halfling sorcerer suddenly pops into existence near the tent and the DM just grins. "Moving on," he chirps in a voice that does not bode well for our heroes.
The Ogre Blinked in Surprise
All of the players take note of the sudden appearance of this new person - well, except for the enraged gnome barbarian trying to saw the ankles off of one of the ogres. Even the ogre the fighter was violently attacking paused as the human did and blinked in surprise.
And the Fighter Took the Opening
Once the fighter noticed the ogre was as stunned with surprise as he was, he let out a bellow of rage and swiped with his sword, cleaving its head from its body and sending it tumbling away.
The Game Suddenly Freezes Up
Abruptly the gnome, still working on sawing off an ogres ankles, suddenly exclaims, "Hey, dude, we gotta take a break", and the whole game freezes.
As There is a Moment of Lag
The game comes to a sudden halt as there is a moment of lag: someone's hungry and someone else has to call their mom. Silly D&D players, always having to pause the game somehow!
When the Game Starts Back Up
When everyone sits back down with food at hand and mom's called, their sheets, dice, and pencils all gathered together, the DM nods and asks, "Are we ready?" A chorus of "Yes!" answers him and he grins before launching them back into the campaign.
The Drow Issues a Challenge
The moment the game begins again, the Drow who has been following the party leaps out of the trees and shouts a challenge. Everyone - yes, even the ogres - look at each other in confusion as no one can understand Undercommon.
The Party Gasps in Surprise
As one the group reacts with shock when the Drow speaks then in Common. Apparently she has been hunting for an Elf in revenge for the death of her mate…the now rather dead Elf in fact. Oh dear.
At the Drow's Sudden Appearance
No one is quiet sure what to do with the Drow's sudden appearance. Attack? Respond? Point at the dead Elf? Even the ogres are stumped.
The Drow Demands an Answer
The Drow narrows her eyes and points her sword at the closest person in the party and demands an answer to her question in a harsh tone. Or else someone is about to die.
Or She Kills the Half-Elf
Pointing at the half-elf, she snarls that she will be the first one to go if where the Elf is is not revealed. Now.
The Party All Look At Each Other
The human fighter looks down at the gnome barbarian who in turn looks at the halfling sorcerer, who shrugs, then the fighter glances at the half-elf who shakes her head quickly. No one is quite sure of what to do it seems.
Then Over at the Elf's Corpse
The half-elf looks over at the Elf's corpse first followed by the glances of the human and the gnome. Finally the Drow follows their gaze and sees the Elf lying dead. Oh crap.
The Drow Starts to Speak Again
Angrily the Drow begins to open her mouth and everyone braces themselves for her inevitable attack now that she has seen that the Elf is dead.
Then the Ogre Starts to Charge
But before the Drow can do anything, one of the remaining ogres says enough of this talking! And he charges at the closest person, who is the halfling the DM put into the game. Hmm.
The Last Ogre Follows the Charge
Bumbling, stupid creature that it is, the last of the two remaining ogres follows the other after seeing him charge. Stupid ogre.
And the Drow Screams in Anger
Seeing the creatures she expected to not move begin to do so, the Drow turns away from the half-elf with an angry scream and lunges into the path of the two ogres before they reach the DM's halfling. Oh my.
The Gnome Looks at the Human
The gnome barbarian glances at the human in question and the fighter looks thoughtful before giving him a feral smile. As the gnome returned the gesture the half-elf took a step away from them…
And Both Charged at the Drow
…then both charged at the Drow's unprotected back. The half-elf cleric stepped back further, regathering her wits and getting ready with a healing spell. And the halfling began firing Magic Missiles off at the (once again) stumped ogres.
The Drow Turns Toward the Attack
At the sound of the charging feet, the Drow turns her head from the ogres to look. At the sight of the gnome and human, she turns fully, baring her feet, and let's out a scream of rage.
And Is Not Prepared for This
She is not prepared, however, for the surprise of the human picking up the gnome by the back of his leather armor and flinging him - howling barbarian and all - at her face.
The Drow Fails Her Attack Roll
The Drow brings her sword up quickly in defense against the flying gnome…but when the DM rolls for her attack of opportunity for him entering her range, she rolls a 3 - not enough to knock him away.
But the Gnome Rolls a 20
As the gnome's player makes his roll, anticipation mounts. When the d20 lands solidly with its 20 facing showing, there is a moment of stunned silence around the table then he grins and asks, "Dude, did I just kill your Drow?"
The Gnome Slams Into the Drow
With a howl, the gnome slams heavily into the Drow, twisting his body in mid-air to ram his feet into her shoulders. Being taller and heavier doesn't help her here with greater momentum behind the smaller form. If only she'd rolled higher…
And Both Tumble to the Ground
The force that the gnome hit the Drow with is enough to knock her clear off her feet and sends them both groundward. The DM rolls against the Drow being stunned when she hits and crit fails. That's not good - after all, that gnome is weilding a really sharp axe…
The Gnome Howls and Attacks
The barbarian lets out another howl and rears back, lifting his axe above his head. Beneath him the Drow lays stunned, unable to defend herself, and the axe comes down as the gnome's player rolls a 16 to hit.
And the DM Says the Drow is Dead
The gnome rolls his damage and the DM groans aloud before confirming that the Drow is now dead. His villain-for-the-moment gone and the ogres dead from his inserted sorcerer, he doles out the experience for the skirmish. Then he smiles and says, "Its not over yet."
The Party Stands Victorious
"But we WON!" exclaims the gnome in a whiny voice. The fighter player then nudges him in the side and hisses, "Dude, shut up, or he'll do something really bad to us."
But Then the NPC Starts to Laugh
The NPC begins to laugh maniacally and cast a spell, causing the half-elf to tell them to scatter. With a vicious smile the DM states, "Now we're really going to have some fun."
The NPC Turns Into a Dragon
The Halfling's form shimmers then unfolds, becoming the bulk of a red dragon that sends the party scrambling out of the way to avoid being crush. He chuckles darkly then unleashes a potent blast of fire towards the trees around him where the party is hiding.
And the Whole Party Panics
"Holy shit!" exclaims the gnome quietly. "Not helping," pipes the cleric as the fighter seems to be sizing up the dragon and considering an escape route. "Now what?" she asks. The human frowns then turns to the DM to say, "You bastard."
The DM Just Smiles Serenely
The DM smiles and simply leans back in his chair, gesturing at the party to do whatever they want to do. "You all said you wanted a challenge before we started this," he commented.
As the Fighter Thinks of a Plan
"I didn't mean a DRAGON!" protested the gnome as the fighter frowned thoughtfully. Then he nudged the two on either side of him and said, "I have a plan. Well…half a plan."
The Half-Elf Suggests Running
The half-elf rolls her eyes at that before saying, "We're not equipped to face a dragon. Hell, we're not even high enough of a level to face a dragon!"
But the Fighter Rolls a Check
The fighter pointed at the half-elf and grinned. "Exactly," he said before turning to the DM to exclaim, "I want to roll a perception check."
Missing Wanted Dragon Breeds Checklist
[ ] Bright-Breasted Wyvern Male
[ ] Bright-Breasted Wyvern Female
[ ] Hellfire Male
[ ] Hellfire Female
[ ] Nebula Male
[ ] Nebula Female
[ ] Sunsong Amphiptere Male
[ ] Sunsong Amphiptere Female
[ ] Terrae Male
[ ] Female
[ ] Night Glory Drake
[ ] Day Glory Drake
[ ] Ice
[ ] Thunder
[ ] Pumpkin
[ ] Paper
[ ] Neglected